Stinky!

I awoke (for the third time) at 7.30 this morning to some very mournful sounds from Dibble's bedroom.

On entering, the following scene lay before me...

Dibble standing in his cot, crying.
Dibble's pyjama suit undone to his waist.
Dibble's nappy half undone.
Dibble's index finger on his right hand a strange brown colour.

"Daddy. Nappy off. Stinky."

After a general cleanup of Dibble's finger and a change of nappy, I questioned Dibble on his actions so far that morning.

"Why did you try to take your nappy off, Dibble?"
"Poo. Stinky. No like."
"And why did you stick your finger in it, Dibble?"
"Stinky, Daddy."
"And what did you do with your finger after you put it in your nappy, Dibble?"
"Ett it. Stinky. No like."

Let's hope he's learnt his lesson, and doesn't try that again!